The Future of Space Travel - I Want Credibility

Seth Gregory met Daniel Radcliffe at the Broad Japan bar last week. He says he was invited to coffee by an elderly Japanese woman who gave him a suspicious pamphlet written entirely in Japanese with a photo of Mount Fuji on it. She then spent 40 minutes describing how the entire world will perish in horrific earthquakes, fires and other such disasters before burning in hell for eternity unless everyone follows these very specific instructions. Finally, she mentioned that by complete coincidence, the group's headquarters is right next door and she would like me to visit to receive a blessing. At this point, however, I made up some excuse about having to go and meet some friends and take off for the station shortly thereafter.