The Breaking News of the Great British Bake-Off

Mary berry quits the great british bake-off and it was like a breaking news on twitter. Unlike most of the things in the world that the news reports on, this one directly affects you every week if it matches up with the tv show that you like right we're like oh some genocide in africa like whatever it's not going to affect me today but i tell you what that's the first story that's broken in weeks and weeks  the minute i saw it i phoned my wife immediately he says.