"I wish we knew how far into your stand up career these jokes were. Well, two thousand four, i was still open waking, ok." "There's a phenomenon with people who travel to israel who get so caught up with the biblical history of the area that they actually start to think they're jesus," he said. 'How many partyants do you have? 13,' she asked him in reference to his famous joke about having too much fun at parties. "'What can i get for everyone?' I'm going to share some water from the bar,'" Fey replied. "[T]he last name of nazareth (a fish) just rolls around on my tongue