What the Fuck Is Going On?

"i wake up and there's something poking me in the leg. And i thought it could have been like a feather, like, you know how if you're sleeping on a down pillow or something, um, there can be feathers poking out of it," he says. "Even thogh, i fe like flower although i feel like feather pillows or something that seem oudated to me,. Like, i can't believe that that still exists."