
133 - Are You Sure?
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Leanne, You Can't Keep Traveling Through Time and Manipulating Our Fates to Sell Papers
"I finagled a timeline where he was captured But only because the story stopped selling papers I needed something more exciting So then I convinced this psychopath who had been murdering stray animals To instead poison the town water supply And we all died That was a bad one No one bought a single paper Leanne, you can't do this You can't keep traveling through time and manipulating our fates to sell papers," says former editor. "It's unethical, immoral, even To make money by ruining lives ... She said, I must hate capitalism and called me a socialist." The Daily Journal from this point forward would be exclusively op-ed.
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