Fucking Funnier Than Explaining Abuse of Behavior?

"My wife always, like, i don't know, she always thinks i'm going to flip out when i'm making the cake," he says. "I used to flip out way back in the day when i first started making the pie crust ... But i haven't flipped out in years." He adds: "Is there anything funnier or sadder than listening to somebody explain away abuse of behavior?"