You Can't Fail Much Worse at Trying to Take Over France Than He Does

"I think he could have done it in that attempt if he had just not shot that guy in the mouth and fucking got that drunk. If he hadn't been drunk, if he had again, you should probably like train for a little bit." "If you've never done anything again, Bonaparte was able to easily coo the country because by that point, he was pretty he was pretty good at commanding French," says David Bianculli.