The Placement of Stars on the Sofa

I always wonder about the placement of where people sit on the sofa, right? Do some stars ever come along and expect to be maybe closer to you because that's a better seat and do they row with each other? That does happen weirdly. And it's our fault really because what we should have done all along was mix it up so that the biggest star wasn't near to me. But now it is seen as the person sitting next to me is the biggest star on the sofa. Which sometimes means that huge stars for whatever reason have never sat, like Brady Cooper has never sat next to me. There's always been someone more famous than him.