Adam is curious to know if anybody else has. So this is kind of like the most pathetic thing you've ever stolen. Is it? Or is it like the thing you stole as a child that made you understand that stealing was wrong? Because I stole a batcopter. Did you? OK, now Joe tells his little crime anecdote. And he says: "I nicked it successfully, got out of the shop, went to play with it" That's what crime is like, folks. You know? It's no fun. Unless you're, if you don't feel that guilt, then you might be a good idea to make a career of it. But if you do