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Not for Nosies, Chips and Bogies (with guest correspondent Kevin Kennedy)

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The North's Fucking Corridor

Two lads have been described as diners who scoffed an unlimited buffet before fleeing Chinese restaurant without paying. Witnesses said they saw the family munching on the moist duck pancakes with some of the finest pickled cucumber in North Yorkshire. They gobbled noodles and spring rolls, racking up a bill of 65 pounds before giving the waiters the slip. If you're going to pour for a scheme like this, get in touch. Let me tell you how it's done. I'm wondering if you've leaked this story. Because that's a main thing is it's like saying a family of four stormed out of our restaurant after taking the most of our family eat for 20 pounds

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