Is It a Yankees or a Reds?

The Yankees could do a whole thing about their facial hair policy. What if they got out ahead of it and we're like, you know what, we understand that like to be a Yankee? That's at least the Reds got off the no facial hair train. All these guys let them be, let them live. There's great potential for whimsy here. But hundreds of times a day would you want to hear that jingle so many times? I just can't think of a jingle more fun than this one.