The Secret Service Dude and the First Family Being Eaten Alive

The back of the DC holocaust card is done as the front page of the Washington Examiner and it says Washington DC a nation watched in horror as the president while boarding the helicopter was savagely slain by a trio of Hungry pterodons. The first lady and two secret servicemen were also eaten alive as hundreds of concerned citizens Watched on live TV. What a dream story to write as a reporter Would you really enjoy this? Imagine sitting there writing that the first family literally being eaten on the front lawn of the White House in front of reporters I guess it's a moment that reporters can only dream of you thinking I've got page one for sure this time.