When Is a Door Not a Friend?

I would be so much more interested in whoever the successor to the leadership of the Tory party is if it weren't just an interchangeable rogues gallery of rabid neo-libertarian minority elites. We've had now as many changes of Prime Minister in two months as they were between 1979 and 2007. I'm tempted to let more and more Prime Ministers be elected until we get to 12, because ultimately we could have a calendar for firefighters. But instead of pictures of sexy firefighters, it would be different ways that someone can set fire to the country. And it could be an advent calendar, but every door is number 10. If you read the 2019 Conservative Manifesto backwards, there are hidden messages within