I'm a Knifey. It's a Thing.

I don't know if you've heard Australian people short in words, but it's always a shorter version of it. That's just the way it works in Australia. Do you know what I mispronounced quaka? They will all confirm that Australians add E to the end of a lot of words for fun. This is a thing. Sound off, New South Wales. It's a weird fact I know. Victoria. That's a knifey. Yes. So, I have written some prepared thoughts about this. Because... Your prepared statement. Yeah.