Introduction

There are only seven performances left of our touring live show, The Haunting of Night Vale. We're still having that spring clearance sale in our store. Don't miss your final chance to get these cool, cool Night Vale items. I've been swamped with bills, tax forms, employee reviews, and calling our contractor several times a day to repair the foundation of our building. It's been two weeks and it's cost us $12,000 and they haven't even shown up yet. My brother-in-law Steve says that no contractor has ever done any work anywhere. And if one of them ever actually completes a job, they're blacklisted from going to any future contractor