What Suit Are You?

"I just love to be seen for who I am," says the red card. "There's a lot of terms that humans throw around about cards, and we don't look at each other that way." What suit are you? The shape is like an even thing; it's almost like two triangles. Do you know what... do you know what ... When we're playing a game and we say, you know, twos, or fords are wilds? Well, fords are out to me again. That whole ranking system is like throwing out the window.