College Is All About Networking

I love college. College is all about networking. I want Lenny in that Ivy League. We should conspire to get honorary degrees in neoliberalism. And women's studies. What kind of... what are our options? There's some guy named Jason Stanley. Oh, the Twitter guy that everybody makes, kind of. Is he a Yale man? He's... Yeah. Did you meet him? No, I called him a regime jester in my closing remarks. Because he's the ... He has some chair at Yale that's totally arbitrary that he's obsessed with talking about. The Jacob Erowski professor of philosophy at Yale University. So that's my job now, bitch.