Tiki Drinks - It's a Hangover

There's a Tiki bar in the valley up near Van Nuys called Tonga Hut. They have a thing called the drooling bastard society, which is if you drink every one of their Tiki drinks on their menu within one year, you get whatever name you want painted on a piece of driftwood and hung above the bar. I've lost my passion for drinking a hundred plus Tiki drinks in a year. There just comes a point where you're like, I have a headache as I'm putting the straw to my lips.