Dudes Can't Be Drunk

I bumped heads with Brittany today. On accident obviously. I didn't headbutt her but like Maya bent down to pick something up and we both like whoa we took a piece of trash so we bent down to get her. It's kind of true. Dudes can't be drunk. If a dude passes out on a sidewalk people just are like step over you. You can't do that as a girl. Even if you just nudge her the wrong way. Yeah it's like bad to like fuck with a dude who's asleep but. No matter what you do to a sleeping dude it's the worst case scenario is just a high level prank.