The Cat in the Hat Girl

"I was in a bar in Providence. One of my Rhode Island buddies were out this bar in Providence, Rhode Island and uh There's a girl at the bar Who is only wearing a cat in the hat shirt And flip-flops, right? Like she's got no You're like does she have pants on and her hair is greasy," Margaret says. "My buddy who I won't name Is on the pool table making out with the cat in thehat girl As hard as you can they're on the pooltable going full like gail snail making out."