You Don't Have an Opinion!

I love swearing. If you're offended by swearing, you're the worst. It's cathartic. I put some lipstick on. You look like a prostitute. What this tyrannical dictator has just said to me is, when the decorate as other people come round and ask your opinion, just agree with what I say. Can everyone just pause for a moment and really just deconstruct what they've just heard there? Some of this happened with a fucking tart. There's a heating pipe close to it. What cold water comes out of the hotness do me tits in. Got a little water filler. Right? You never fill a water filling up. Cray-y.