Bad Week for NatCons
The Dispatch Podcast
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Gum Is a Point of Discontent in My House
Gum is a point of contention in my house with regard to my kids. First offense you get a warning, second offense, you lose a finger,. third offense, you die. I think the smacking sound open mouth gum chewing is as offensive as eating with your mouth open. It's just something that civilized people are not supposed to do. The newborn does not have an opinion on gum and it's great.
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