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The Pussy in the DMV
I didn't think I was going to meet anybody. She had real pepperoni cheekbones. This girl's cheekbones could cut glass. It's funny because that's a saying usually said about nipples. Did I say cheekbones? I meant nipples. Nipples are the cheekbones of the chest. You want to suck on someone's cheekbones. And she had a beautiful smile. Everyone in this room has a great smile. The justification came up with, if you saw this girl in a bargain, you would talk to her. We didn't cheat work the next morning. Are you a fairy? Like, what are you talking about? A few shipment of Christmas trees? Like,