Don't Fuck With Deer

We were responding to a survey, we're quite a decent number of British people claiming that they could take a deer in a fight. And of course, it's laughable. Even if you were lucky enough to get the deer down, you couldn't even fully choke the deer. Their necks are huge. They go up on their hind legs and they do that thing with their front legs, where they like rapidly punch you. If you get if a couple of those land, you're probably dead, honestly. You know what I mean? These are hard animals to take down.