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That Monkey Is A Cop

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Cats Are Crazy and They Start With Your Face

"If you die and you have a dog or dogs, the dogs will wait like five days or six days eat you," he says. "Cats, if you die, s will wait like three days, and they start with your face." The comedian's friend alice weterland had 20 cats in her house for two weeks before police showed up to find them feasting on him.

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