Rida Heyworth, Ladies and Gentlemen, Right Here in Nightval

The night veiled community theatre is holding onditions for its fall show once on this island. Interested thesbian should bring a headshot and resume to the recreation center auditorium on th Thursday night. All auditions must perform a one minute monologue and sing one song. Bring sheet music, if you would like piano accompaniment. Do not sing anything from south pacific people of color are urged to addition. Also actors with long range per training, fortran computer programming and top notch wilderness survival skills. Final casting will be announced in secret via dirigible. The shape formerly in grove park that no one acknowledges or speaks about has moved directly in front of our own radio