A Midget Walking Into a Hot Spring

'I didn't realize that you had to be naked, like, you're not allowed to wear any of your clothes,' he says. 'So i turn round the corner, the first thing i see is a a midget walking towards me - just like a completely naked midget' He adds: 'When you do see a little person, you know, youdon't want to be rude and sort of like, oh, well, a midget.'