Why Are Cows in America Eating Skittles?

A big convoy of skittles had exploded on the road, and the contents spread everywhere. When they went to investigate why was there a big skittles pillage? They were secretly delivering skittles to farmers so they could feed them to cos. It turns out that skittles are cheaper to feed cows in america then carn because they're making too many skittles. And it's the same economic structure that has all the police forces in America with like, tanks and guns, like, you know, at us.