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The Bagpipes Are a Monster
Every single soldier bagpipes was killed by friendly fire. They all starved to the remaining starved to death because their rations were haggis. It's nine flutes and a sack. I don't know why. But for some reason, when everybody dies, it's the song you'll hear. "I'd rather have up my mutton and a beaton"