"It is Black Friday. There used to be a big car dealership in New York City on Northern Boulevard in Queens." "If you don't have a family, you should be legally prohibited from celebrating Thanksgiving because it's really not for you" 'I've always defended like, and I know it's crass and it's vulgar and it's everything that's wrong with America,' he says of the annual shopping frenzy. "'Black Friday stampede' really got 2014, it looks like', was it 2014? I guess it was, but I mean, people used to, but now they're Cyber Monday and there's other opportunities.'