The Road to Hollyhead

I was driving from London to Hollyhead. I had never driven in England before. There are two motorways going north, one goes up the left hand side of England. One goes up the roof. Such a rookie. Do you have a paper map? No, I was in my head. So I ended up having to go across the fact in Pennines. And I thought, this doesn't look nice. so I missed the boat. Man City were playing in the playoffs together at the time. The second division. Second division, right? Yeah. Which was then called the second division, now called the championship - and they'd just been promoted into the premiership. Yes.