The Monstrand itself was about 12 pounds. It has a wooden handle, which is kind of cool. But once it slides into this little tube, there's no handle anymore. Walking around, I should have asked what the route was because I thought we were done and no, we're doing it again. You're in a cape, which is dragging on the ground. Or they're just blowing smoke in your face and there's a spotlight in your face. And you also have hands reaching out. That's right. Appendages with digits reaching out to us and carrying a heavy object and walking around in the dark with disorientingly loud music.