The Dragon and the Wizard of Venice

These are all shakespeare original, kind of in the eggwods. But i have something even more exciting than that. They call you the mortal bard. I am a. Well, it hasn't really been proven yet, cause i'm still a loo youoe younow,. You're temporarily mortal. So i leave you on your way. It remains to be seen just how mortal i am. Some say it sounds exactly like the bard.