The FBI Smashed the Window and Found Melania's Top Secret Underwear

On a scale of one to the most innocent man who's ever lived, how innocent is Donald Trump? Well, I've been watching Fox News for 26 days straight, and I'm ready to Fox-plain the biggest witch hunt since Dorothy skipped down that yellow brick road with a robot in a hurry. Merrick Garland: What Donald Trump did was normal. Everyone brings work home, even when they no longer work there. After I got fired from H&M, I brought home an entire cash register. It is totally normal and not illegal. Joe Brandon's Department of Justice is out of control. Congratulations FBI. You did it. You found Melania's top secret underwear. Can I see