Introduction

Manchester United and Marcus Rashford see off Brentford in a forgettable game but an important victory nonetheless. West Ham stay 15th level on points with Everton, Forrest and Bournemouth. Frank Lampard is you what now? Gonna leave Chelsea out of the Burner Bar in the Champions League quarterfinals and what Leicester want Martin O'Neill? Can you still get a tune from Muzzy? Is it? What parallel the universe? Is this? I see Barry didn't know that until his eyebrows were raised.