Oil Prices a Fickle Beast

Oil began the year at a humble 75 dollars a barrel, and it rose steadily before spiking at 95 dollars a barrel on valentine's day. A popstar just in timberlake was rumoured to be in a relationship with a barrel of brent crude. We're going to try to lighten the mood for the rest of the show, to find some less gloomy new stories. What could save the n h s trillions of pounds over the next thousand years? Is it scientific proof that laughter is, in fact, the best medicine? Is it c, robot matrons? Or is it d, getting people to look at old photographs? Would the robot matrons be sexy?