Why Shouldn't You Buy Trousers From the Northern Ukraine?

There was a boy scout in America called David Han. He earned his merit badge in atomic energy by making nuclear pasta. And so he collected small amounts of radioactive material from household goods like smoke detectors and built himself a nuclear reactor in his shed. Police accidentally discovered it when they were looking for something else. The US government commandeered his mother's house, decontaminated it and buried his shed in the desert in Utah. Why shouldn't you buy trousers from the Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout. Ah Ladies and gentlemen, that is the joke.