The Wizard of Washington

This is a very very old male Squatch who He's his hair is completely gray He's been a recluse for hundreds of years These are very long-lived creatures. They haven't had a lesson this last you about 200 years Whoa, um their adulthood could be as much as a millennia This Wizard of Washington is super lucky that it went gray instead of having Squatch pattern baldness Uh, yeah, the Wizard of Washington buddy I love it I'm I'm I don't know. It's the it's a delightful story Distance from where we normally live to where I live now. Mm-hmm. You're gonna cry. I am gonna cry Keep keep your tears