James Austin Johnson, Our Close Friend
Hollywood Handbook
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The Sideburn Burglar
I had some trouble when I was younger and I had these big, bushy sideburns and I was the sideburn burglar. And so there's a policeman who comes and feels the sides of my cheeks and my face every day. And they are still looking for the jewels that I stole when I was shimmying up this storm gutters. And I will never reveal where they're hidden.
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