Hank, You Have a Problem?

This week i went into surgery for a spinal fusion, but a couple of things went wrong. This now means i cannot really use my tummy muscles for normal body functions. My doctors and nurses want me to regain these functions, starting with farting. But how does one go about re learning de fart? That's an incredible question. So sorry you're going through this. Mor hank yu, fart all the time. What's thham non fa? Mory, that's not true at all. Bunch of people who fart more than mey,. I fard a lot. O it never occurred to me that you need stomach muscles to fart. But then, any