The Evil Southern Family's Wedding Game

Aaron's little brother Michael is a delightful little guy and his lovely wife Bonnie. I think because of lack of resources and busy schedules they put their wedding in the hands of what I really have no problem characterizing as an evil southern family. They also hosted the wedding rehearsal dinner at their house but they all ate inside. And it was very cold out and they built a fire for us like cavemen. We were just these weird visit goths like camping outside their house. These wedding games are dumb. That's a recipe for success. It's felt very Japanese. Are we in Tokyo? Are we drinking pee in a minute? Imagine a wedding.