You Don't Know What's in a Bonnet

I'm not really good under the bonnet. There's just a big shiny vacant area as well, which I'm trying to disguise with a comb over a bulb. You only go on a train and they have those removable bits that your head rests on. That's what I should do. Do you know what those things are called? They're called anti-makassas. My head is covered in them because I've got loads of molta at the back of my head. Wicomca says an anti-mascara cloth can be placed over an armchair - but it won't stop grease from getting stuck there. So put something between your greasy head