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Breaking Dawn

Rude Tales of Magic

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This is a headgum podcast. Get used to it, asshole. As you speed down the road, the sound of flapping grows louder and louder, drowning out your very thoughts. Hundreds of bats, the size of men, shriek, echo-locating you. Your scorpion mounts seem agitated and wild, making them harder to control. You're about two miles shy of several vast sandstone maces shaped like the back ends of the horse, nature's linebacker. The dark, pink and purple clouds of the night sky, part slightly to reveal, chantilly mace. The beheaded constellation of the damned.

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