Introduction

EA is on Twitch. Join us Wednesday nights when Alistair, that's me, reads a bedtime story and Sunday mornings for a few hours of chill gaming. Your narrator this week is Valerie Valdez who lives in an elaborate meme palace with her husband and kids. She enjoys crafting bespoke artisanal curses playing with swords and admiring the outdoors from the safety of her living room. The mechanical Turk has a panic attack by Francis Bass.