Introduction

With me across the pond in England is Bianca Mango. And with me a little bit closer but still very far away and the great student Wisconsin is my good friend Professor William A. That's his turn. Hello! I'm not a professor of anything. But I will choose... I will choose ... I will choose not to take that as an insult. Oh, William's radio voice because he sounds like a professor. Yeah, I put on a really convincing act. If I had a whip I would hurt myself.