If I was in this season, wear probably like maybe some okay you got a little flash here with

it if you were okay that's a little prada flame shirt from the real real he's got the jeff goldblum special from the real real get the yeah get the get the covet jeff goldblum prada shirt out i got the banana Prada

shirt. I just got a real, real sale this morning. Cha-ching. Let's go through it. $1.80. Wow. What was this item? I mean, it was rowing blazers, but my commission is $1.80.

This is the bravest thing anyone's ever done on this podcast.

Bro, I made more money off of a fucking Goyard paperclip than that, bro. That's really funny.

Well, the real, real, I find- Shout out to Rowing Blazers. They come and pick up my wife's stuff frequently, and then when they return it, I just, can't they keep it? I obviously don't want it. That's why I gave it to you. Donate it. What is the – you mailing it back to me and it's all packaged in plastic and folded. I'm like, you've already done all the work. Just get rid of it.

I know. When they're like, we don't accept this brand or it's a little bit too scratched or a little too dirty. It's

really cool to try to put them onto a brand. Yeah. To be like, oh, you don't know? Oh,

that's crazy. You don't know that's actually crazy you don't know

i actually speaking of that on amazon an example of a company where they're like yeah just keep it like they're they're doing quite well the real real i hope they never die but you know it's any day now for them for all of these practices that we're discussing but i i ordered windshield wipers it's been raining in la you guys know that yeah and they arrive and it's the single blade like i got a fucking cyber truck or something like that i got two i'm a grown man i got two wipers on my shit i go to return it and i'm like i gotta go to whole foods and wait in the line and they're like amazon literally says just keep it don't even bother returning it it's yours no and they just credited my account. Yeah.

And they do that. I'm going to talk some shit about Amazon right now. Amazon, when I had my pre-order speaking of my book, not to drop my book, they said, okay, we're going to announce your book pre-order. Amazon fucking dropped the ball. And my pre-order announcement, no one could buy the book. Like

you're saying you made the announcement. The announcement was out. It's in all

that. Yeah. And they were like, it's going to be ready this day on Amazon. All these messages, it took them like a week to figure it out. So Amazon's on my shit list right now. So

you had the drop date. It was already all over everywhere. Already

all set

up. But I appreciate that you know that people buying your book are going to Amazon. They're not going to bookshop.org.

Barnes and Noble or fucking bookshop. So I really, really lost all the sales.