#278 - STM Express - He's Dead... Where's My Beer? - Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia
Small Town Murder
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How to Calm a Drunk Margie
It's made out of McDonald's, milk, shake straws and birthday clown balloons that they can fill long ones. That's cheap shitty metal frame. The cheapest metal they could find. And those years, because it folds in those gears. They're working. You sit down and they fucking snap back and hit you in the back of the head. Never get your finger caught in one of those gears. It just takes a chunk out of your hand. Ah, it doesn't even bleed for like four seconds. That's how much it's and then blood pours out of it. Try to get comfortable. Now I'm bleeding. No, I'm not my lawsuit. I like
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