The Importance of Bullshitting

"I was so excited. I'm such a fan of you," he says to her. "You've got a horse, you've got a dog, you can bullshit, what else could you ask for? Can't complain." He then gives her a bag with a drawing of his dog on it and asks if she'd like that as a gift. She replies: "It's truly a priceless bag now ... You're screwed!"