The Cost of Having Kids

The average age of Americans is 38. 40% of all government resources go to funding seniors. Italy and Japan are in population decline. America is about to become a TV show of a cross between the walking dead and the golden girls. We've already cut carbon emissions. That's you, that's right. It's you soon. I'm down with it. And you know what? I want grandkids. Having kids has been absolutely the best thing I could have done that ruined my life. Have kids.