The Skunk and the Hump

Tony was yet to visit Kilkenny, but he was always happy to indulge in local customs when invited. The telepathy between the females of the species ended in confusion. They both jumped on the MD, pushing their bums into his stubbled face. When that didn't work, the lassies just laughed. Try the bums and try the pussies, them we just laughed. She gleefully straddled Tony's head and spread her milky cheeks wide and tall. His tongue entered through the wrinkled flesh rim and snuggled its way deep inside.