The Importance of High Quality Data in UFO Research

I think one of the fun things is when they do actually get here we'll be describing everyday things to the aliens. There's always been a little thought experiment hasn't it? I was thinking the other day how would I describe mascara? I'd be like well it's like trousers for your eyelashes. Describing your iPhone it's like a misery brick everyone must carry their burden and scroll it whilst they take a shit. How would you go about defining test cricket to aliens? We start explaining how we've developed this form of entertainment that goes on for five days involving people repeatedly throwing a ball at someone else 20 yards away, sometimes no one as well. It's our greatest defense.